Chapter 42 - Self-Rescue Manual of a Villainess

Chapter 042: Crawl, Crawl, Crawl "Uh!" Under the influence of a certain substance, Nan Yin was caught off-guard and pushed onto the back seat of the police car by Xia Yi Yi. "Uh...mmm!" Everything happened so quickly that by the time Nan Yin reacted, Xia Yi Yi had already pried open her lips and launched an intimate attack. Nan Yin tried to push the girl off her, but due to the awkward position and the small space of the car, she found it impossible to muster an effective resistance. Desperate, she turned her gaze towards Chen Yi and Su Xiao Yu in the front seats for help. However, to her dismay, she soon realized that neither of them had noticed what was going on in the back seat! "Uh...!" Feeling a chill below, Nan Yin sensed Xia Yi Yi's hand wandering on her belly. With no other option, she jerked her neck to hit her head against the car window, causing a loud noise. Intrigued by this, Su Xiao Yu finally turned around. "Holy!" At first, Su Xiao Yu wondered what the fuss was about in the back seat of the car; but then he realized that a vibrant 'lily flower' (a Chinese idiom for lesbian relationship) was in full bloom right before his eyes?! "Nan Yin?" Chen Yi reacted quickly when he saw what was happening at the back of his car. Slowing the car abruptly, the major break made Xia Yi Yi, now dazed and confused, lose her footing and get rolled under Nan Yin. "Su Xiao Yu! Stop standing there! Get...get my bag. The medicine Shang Qi gave us!" Seeing that Su Xiao Yu remained dazed and indifferent, Nan Yin hurriedly growled, driving him to grab her side bag from the backseat. Finding a pistol at first attempt, it was only on his second try that Su Xiao Yu found the bottle of medicine that Shang Qi had given Nan Yin. He hurriedly fumbled with a bottled water found at his side, unscrewed the cap, and handed it quickly to Nan Yin in the back seat. "Damn it…" Checking the label, Nan Yin noticed the words 'antidote' written clearly. Despite not explicitly specifying what the antidote was for, given the circumstances and Shang Qi’s expression when he handed over the medicine, Nan Yin knew for certain that it was the antidote to the substance affecting Xia Yi Yi. Nan Yin tried to purge the antidote into Xia Yi Yi's mouth, but her meddling fingers were swiftly taken into the latter's mouth. After she retracted her saliva-soaked finger, Nan Yin realized that Xia Yi Yi was too distracted to ingest the antidote properly. "…I have no choice." Looking at the flushed and babbling Xia Yi Yi, Nan Yin gritted her teeth and made a decision. Since her first kiss was already taken, another one didn’t seem to matter. Nan Yin opened the bottle and placed three pills in her mouth as instructed. The moment she tasted the bitter medicine, she felt like spitting it out - could it get any more bitter! But she braced herself and took a gulp of water. She then held Xia Yi Yi close, knelt down quickly, and began to pry her mouth open. Her tongue started to stir, and she made sure the un-melted pills, mixed with some saliva and water, entered Xia Yi Yi's mouth. "Mmm...ack, ack!" Drowsy and disoriented, Xia Yi Yi couldn't handle the bitterness of the pills. She coughed violently, but in doing so, the pills were eventually swallowed down successfully. Quite mystified, Su Xiao Yu observed the scene motionlessly. Chen Yi, although surprised as well, recalled back his senses under Nan Yin's cold gaze. Su Xiao Yu pretended not to have seen anything and started whistling, while Chen Yi restarted the car. Even the best medicine won't work instantly. And even though Xia Yi Yi had swallowed the pills, the effect of the unknown substance didn't wear off immediately. Feeling disoriented, she started to take off her outer garment, moving to scratch her arm viciously instead when Nan Yin stopped her. She soon had several fresh scratch marks on her arm. Nan Yin was left with no choice but to hold Xia Yi Yi again. Surprisingly, being embraced, Xia Yi Yi settled down and her hands moved less restlessly. Amidst the awkward situation, twenty minutes later, Chen Ming's police car finally stopped in front of Nan Yin's home. "Nan Yin, we've arrived," said Chen Yi, looking back and noticing that Xia Yi Yi had fallen asleep in Nan Yin's arms. Clearly, the antidote was working. But when he looked at Nan Yin, he saw that her clothes were disheveled and could glimpse some bare skin. Instantly he turned away, reminding himself to respect her privacy. Oh, and he also made Su Xiao Yu turn his head away too. Su Xiao Yu: ?? Officer Chen, what happened to your manners? You, a married man, should not pry, but as a single man, why shouldn't I? I urge you…be more inclusive. "We're here?" Nan Yin, who was oblivious to the brief interactions between Su Xiao Yu and Chen Yi, had spent the entire journey caring for Xia Yi Yi, leaving her no energy to notice the two 'bulbs' [peeping busybodies]. "Officer Chen, I'll head home now." Trying to neaten her clothes casually, she helped the still unconscious Xia Yi Yi out of the car. "Uh...Nan Yin, do you need any help?" Su Xiao Yi also grabbed Nan Yin's side bag and got out of the car. "No need, you should go back with Officer Chen. I can do this." Nan Yin shook her head. Su Xiao Yu could only sigh. He put the bag over Nan Yin's shoulder and helped open her front door, watching as she slowly guided Xia Yi Yi upstairs. "She's gone, you can stop staring." Hearing this, Su Xiao Yu turned back with an awkward laugh, only to find Chen Yi having a cigarette in his mouth and standing beside him. "Officer Chen…" "Alright, I need to get back to the metahuman department to tidy up today's operation. The investigation will continue at the Yang Mansion tomorrow, and don't forget to meet me at the station." Before Su Xiao Yu could even open his mouth, Chen Yi cut him off. "Eh…" Su Xiao Yu paused for a moment before asking, "I’ll definitely be at the crime scene tomorrow, but…Officer Chen, aren't you supposed to drive me home?" Wasn't he supposed to be escorted back and forth since he was an external investigator assisting the Tianzhou Police Department? "Your place is not on the way. The Tianzhou Police Department is in the north, and your house is in the east, isn’t it?" Chen Yi waved dismissively, "I’m afraid you’ll have to take a cab. I’ll reimburse you for the fare." Originally, he had planned to drive Su Xiao Yu home since it was just a matter of stepping on the gas, but now... every time he looked at Su Xiao Yu, he was disgusted. He and Miao Luo had always treated Nan Yin as their own daughter, and when he wasn't watching, this demon tamer from Dong Huang took advantage of her. How could he tolerate that? Three minutes later, Su Xiao Yu was left in a mist of exhaust fumes vomited by the departing police car driven by Chen Yi.